Saturday, April 20, 2013

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

   (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

 
  (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

 
  (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

 
  (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

   (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

 
  (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

  (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

  (3) The only expense covered 100% is….  "Embalming."

  
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

 
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape




“Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy.”………Winston Churchill

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