Thursday, April 17, 2014

YA MIGHT BE A DINAR-A-HOLIC IF....

Emailed to Recaps from Winalot:

YA MIGHT BE A DINAR-A-HOLIC IF....

1.    You answer the phone and the person on the other end asks for (REAL NAME) and you tell them they have the wrong number.

2.    Your neighbor stops by to tell you they just got their RV... and you want to know what bank.

3.    You forgot that BASIL is a spice.

4.    You no longer think of gold as jewelery.

5.    Your significant other, while whispering sweet nothings in your ear, calls you (REAL NAME) and you accuse them of cheating.

6.    You recognize every 3 letter acronym of every government agency.

7.    You recognize every 3 letter acronym of every government agency in every country in the world.

8.    Your kids start calling you by your screen name.

9.    All the important words in your vocabulary start with RE....RE-caps, RE-set, RE-value....

10.  You called your favorite currency dealer to roll over your layaway, when it was your Christmas layaway at Kmart that was expiring. ~Winalot

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