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Next we will need smokeless candles and you can't light a match or smoke within 5 ft. of anyone passing gas. Before lighting-up you will need to ask anyone in the room if they expect to pass gas during the time you're smoking. Don't want  to cause a fire or blowup someone.

We are wasting our tax money on these goons.

 http://conservativebyte.com/2015/03/epa-pollution-emissions-for-backyard-barbecues/